It’s time to claim your rightful place in the halls of old-school gaming glory. You need to star in your own epic retro adventure by standing inside a Retro Gaming Shower Curtain as you level up your cleanliness game and scrub your way to winning. The curtain looks like the cover to a classic game cartridge. It comes from ThinkGeek and is strongly aimed at Nintendo fans with its references to “Cleantendo” and “Super Shower Time” done up in a Super Mario-style font.
The clear window built into the expanse of vinyl sets this curtain apart from other geeky shower accessories. The graphics evoke the 8-bit look of early video games with blocky bits of water coming out of a shower head.
Think of this as just one step toward turning your bathroom into a cosplayer’s delight. Maybe you’ll want to mix things up by adding a Star Trek transporter bath mat or aDarth Vader shower head. Be sure to whistle the Super Mario theme music while you’re cleaning behind your ears.
The Retro Gaming Shower Curtain sells for $24.99 (about £17, AU$33). It may not be the best choice if you have a living situation where people might walk in on you while you’re showering, but a nice hot shower should steam it up pretty well.